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    5 Reasons To Never Ever Double-Dip

    Once upon a time he was your everything. The two of you made all the girly, silly selfies together. He met your friends – they didn’t hate him. You met his mom – she totally hated you. But, it was okay. Because he was still your everything. Until he wasn’t. And once things ended it was like your entire world shrank without notice. Suddenly avocado toast didn’t taste as good anymore. And that hand-sewn journal he got you for Christmas? Yeah, you can’t even look at it without crying. Every day feels like your world has been shrink-wrapped and like your life is getting smaller and smaller. Then he calls…

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    Patrick Stewart Perfectly Illustrates How So Many Of Us End Up With ‘Foster Fails’

    Patrick Stewart is currently fostering a pitbull, Ginger, courtesy of Wags and Walks, and the videos of Patrick and Ginger are everything. Anyone who has ever fostered a dog knows the goal is to eventually find a good home for said dog, but sometimes…sometimes the system fails. Seeing these two together is the ‘before’ shot of anyone who has ever had a ‘foster fail’ if I’ve ever seen one. Patrick Stewart Perfectly Illustrates How So Many Of Us End Up With ‘Foster Fails’ From the first time Ginger walks up to Patrick’s front door it is love at first sight. Pibble kisses, smiles, and a very happy Patrick Stewart. Then there’s…

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    Am I The Only One Feeling Pokemon-Go Guilt?

    So a couple of days ago Pokemon-Go came out, and social media went insane. Instead of the normal horrifying news, all I see in my feed are people catching Pokemon (is that what they’re even called?) and all these awesome stories of the cool things that have happened because of it. Not only that, but my closest friends all keep asking if I’m playing or not, and the truth is – I’m not. I don’t know why I’m not wanting to participate in Pokemon-Go, but the guilt is starting to overwhelm me! Am I The Only One Feeling Pokemon Go Guilt? Tonight I read a story posted by one of my…

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